rpness... dont question the crack

" looks like we won't be trying out the new stuff I got last night." *Drew winks * " Time to leave."

"I officially loathe you.. just so you know"

" you won't when you see me tonight." *Drew heads downstairs* " being married is one step at time....even our sex life ."

"You're jumping headfirst into meeting my child and my ex boyfriend what part of this has ever been one step at a time babe"

" you're right we just skipped to the 12th step. and into the deep end." *Drew sings as he walks out the door* " and I will always love you."

*dances towards the door and twirls through it* "I took ballet again why.. oh yeah you know to drive you insane.."

* Dom's stomach growls* " daddy I need cake." *Drew sighs* " you can have a donut because its better than a freaking piece of cake you get too hyper and its not even the right time of day for cake."

"Or for donuts even... you save that crap for just long enough before bed for them to crash in time to do you know adult things.."

" fine will get her a cheeseburger." *Dom jumps into the car and falls asleep against the seat and Drew buckles her in* " poor kid is already exhausted."

"Or we just you know let Allison feed her and don't wake her up just for damn food. Food can wait she needs her rest more.. Because she's likely to be more restless there and eat consistently to give her something to fill the awkwardness... Now shut up"

" I can't stop worrying about her....and Allison won't know what to feed her..she's too much of a health nut ."

"I know I worry too.. but I don't let her freaking hear me doing it.. It'll make her more nervous too even subconciously"

" yeah...well you know how to relax Dom its not like I can play my guitar and drive without killing us all."

"I cant even drive without killing us all so you're doing better than me"

" I guess I can sing acapella...." *Drew climbs into the front seat and begins to sing*
I look so good without you
Got me a new hairdo
Lookin' fresh n brand new
Since you said "that we're through"
Done.. with your lies
Baby now my tears dried
You can see my brown eyes
Ever since you said goodbye
I look so good, I look so good without you
I look so good, I look so good without you

"Why does it seem like I'm more stressed than you are.. thats kind of backwards"

" Because you're thinking about dom." *dom falls asleep against the seat and drew grins* " gotta love nap time."

"No that's not it.. I dont know what it is"

*Drew puts his hand over tristans and winks and slowly backs out of the driveway* " calm down, its going to be stressful at first, but one step at a time."

"Did we not already disown that theory"

" well we kinda skipped to the 12th step."

"Or you know 13th because thats always the creepiest number"

* drew shudders* " god thirteen is horrible....I lost my virginity and not to a person....to the freaking bathroom sink when i ran into it....I'm never speaking about this again."

"Meh thirteen is never a good age for anyone"

" Dom's not allowed to get that old, I won't let it happen." *Dom whimpers in her sleep *