Re: rpness... dont question the crack

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:51 am

" well I do.....in some aspects......I still quit my teaching job cause of you."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:59 am

"Yeah but I was already 18 idiot... and I'm graduating this year.. so honestly that wasnt even called for.. so overall my birthday still isnt all that relevant. But today still is"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:30 am

" I have always been an idiot Tristan, and you're going to marry me and have my babies........wow I just realized how crazy this is."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:31 am

"Then your a bigger idiot than possibly imaginable... and I love you anyway which makes me an idiot too"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:37 am

*face palm* " we are a gay couple and you got a magical sex change......holy hell........we are miracle workers......"

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:39 am

"We're something all right... Now this should be a special day and we've done nothing all day.. we suck right now"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:43 am

" i have sucked anything yet......my mouth feels depraved."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:44 am

"Well excuse me because I'm abit busy being a mom over here.."

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:45 am

" yeah sorry love, Um I love you to though. Damn I'm hungry as one big mofo." *pats her belly and his stomach growls*

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:47 am

"Then go get your stupid ass some food."

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:50 am

" my ass doesn't eat ......it takes other parts of the human body in.......sorry. your thought is irrevelant."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:51 am

"You keep getting smart with me and your going to have my foot up your ass"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:57 am

" I'm not being smart with you..........shit I just remembered I ordered a bunch of zombie movies......you should watch them with me.......and other stuff."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:01 am

"fine.... Dweebish fiances nowadays"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:16 am

" whats dweebish about zombie movies? they are epic."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:17 am

"So you think...I think theyre overrated.."

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:22 am

" just wait until i poof up a zombie...then you can say overrated. "

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:23 am

"Or I could just tell you to shut up"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:28 am

*calls up Mason* " so its Tristans birthday...time to reconsider incest."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:30 am

*hits him* "For one my birthday is an irrelevant fact... for two there shall be no incest.. it's bad enough I kissed my cousin once"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:34 am

" well your sort of hot cousin. she was a good choice. I'm sorry.....I don't know what to do. but haven't you fantasized about me and mason?"

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:35 am

"Whether I have or not again completly irrelevant fact"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:38 am

" oh so you have? what is that good? cause you have to tell me in excruciating detail."

**Muffin** Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:40 am

"we are NOT talking about this"

glowinthedarkcuppycake Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:43 am

*takes off his clothes* " I'm bored......its nudist time."

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