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" its not bad..but i'm 17 and prego......and at least your older......I'm not even done with school....and i might not live until then....so if we got married.....it would be this year....i want to see my wedding tristan....those death gods I think have been tracking me again.....I should just let them take me.....I mean I got like hardly anyone left....and after you get married you won't have time for me ."

"The hell if I won't.. and you're always going to have Mason.. actually me and drew were planning on letting you guys have the house so he'd be close enough for you to come visit all the time when your in school next year.. and You think we're going to let them get their hands on you.. hell no.. no way..ever and who cares how old you are Lex.. age doesnt really matter.. I mean can you imagine yourself with anyone else?"

" well no.....and the only guy I like is in that band...and I can't chase after celebrities." *cuddles up to tristan* " this baby.....its a girl.....I think I want to name her Risa....."

"hheehe you're going to be a good mom lex.. and I tihnk masons going to be a great dad too... and damn I really wanted to do something special for drew considering technically its also our aniversary."

" oh I know what you should do.....once dom's in bed.....you could go onside on the deck....and I could put lights..and then the gardens there....and the light would reflect on it just right...and you guys could dance your favorite music...and you don't even have to talk...hehe can you believe we are prego at the same time tristy?"

"But I cant dance dorkface.. besides with drew being drew i was thinking more... umm.. less sappy more perverted naturally... "

" well yeah......maybe I'm just a dreamer...mason used to paint me like that...with clouds surrounding me.....and he said it was symbolic of my nature....our first date his took on the lake at night.....I kept staring up that moon...it was amazingly beautiful and I'm a perv sometimes......oh you should go get the room dark and strip....and then you can handcuff him to the bed and.......ooooooo yaoi!"

"haha.. me and drew have our lake story.. not so sweet but still sentimental.."

" hehe when are you getting married you bish?"

"Not until after I have the kids... I don't want the extra weight.. not that I'm gaining much but still... hmm what to do.. well whatever it is i dont have much time theyll be done in there soon"

" well yeah...my baby isn't growing that fast.but once I found out......I started going through baby catalogs....and I got risas room planned out..I will have to show you later.....and mason doesn't know hes a dad."

"Well you need to tell the poor man... shit what to do what to do.. I guess I just wont do anything.. shit I suck"

" fine let me get andrew i got an idea....and how can I tell him when he's not here?"

"I mean when he gets back silly"

" oh gosh I'm worried....mason wants to be a full time artist....he doesn't believe hes good enough though and this is bad news."

"Will you freaking relax.. no stressing your prego... and weren't you supposed to be doing something"

" um getting andrew." *runs up the stairs* " alright you whore....you will make this night the best damn night for tristan...so get out the handcuffs and shit....."

"haha Lex I think those are my job... "

" oh shit...anyway....use your dick properly......."

"lex just shut up your no help at all... unless... wait a second drew you stay down here until further notice lex you come with me upstairs"

" what the frick are you talking about?"

"Just come on I've got an idea.."

*stomps after her* " you owe me skinnies."

"fine fine hahaha" *pulls out a long peice of red ribbon.. well I was planning on cutting this down and sewing it onto some clothes but considering I've got nothing better to do.. ahha you get where I'm going with this lex"

" well if you were still a guy i could wrap it around your ass.......but......" *wraps her it around her chest and ties it* " your strange. I love you."