rpness... dont question the crack

"That should keep her off my ass at least. Im just glad its not a japanese wedding shed try to get me in a wedding kimono. Theyre gorgeous but a pain in the ass though"

*Mason screams * "I'm not wearing that lexi!" *drew laughs* " finally someone who can torture mason like i used to."

"We may be here all month"

*Drew picks up tristan and runs downstairs* " not exactly."

*Cuddles against drews chest* "Damn im such a stereotype enforcement people already think the japanese are sex crazed"

" you haven't met the brits...ten times worse.....we are the bad ones to watch out for ."

"But i like it so shut it. And you arent getting laid again until were married"

*lexi jumps on masons back and makes him run down the stairs* " yay masy."

"I dont think im going to be able to get an erection ever again by the time i get these pants off"

" we better hurry then....I got work to do."

"Right now the only thing you need to do is get married and then me"

" shit um how do you do this? "

"And youre the one whos been married before"

" doesn't mean I paid attention to it....I just drank alot and then stood there and just agreed to everything."

"Pft and you ask the man whos never attended a wedding. Lex knows more than i do about this. Shes been imagining her wedding since she was like 5. But everyone calls me the hopeless romantic. can i just say fuck it and give up, it'd be easier?"

" no...I still want to get married to you....but we don't need the paper....just the ceremony." *Drew shuffles his feet and blushes bright red* " I'm a romanticist sometimes."

*cuddles against him and laughs* "Remember when i was the one who talked too much"

" no...wait are you telling me I talk too much.....cause if that's the case no hanky panky tonight."

"Ask me if i care... It wont kill me"

*Drew gasps and fans himself* " But dude I would care....my wee wee needs things."

"You said it not me. So its your own fault"

" Welllllll you should know I don't mean it. " *Tama runs upstairs* " I'm never making mac and cheese I burned a noodle..hana's mad at me."

"Werent we doing something here. Before my little buddy cant function anymore because of these pants"

*Drew shoves tama into the bedroom and closes the door* " I'm all for it.....but the hallway make give you burns on your back."

"I meant getting married that comes after. Think with your head idiot"