dun dun dun new topic!

" so we can have all of that? like is that a possibility? I haven't eaten much since the baby was born and I'm so hungry."

"Sure if you want to. Just don't puke on me."

" I won't...I can eat forever and a half. "

"Then it's a deal."

" oh my god really?" *sera squeals excitedly* " you are the bestest boyfriend ever. "

"Where are we going to get it all though."

" I haven't thought of that ...do you think your brother knows who could make all that food at once? "

"Tristan probably could but."

" but what? okay fine we can settle on one thing but its going to be tough we could eat Mexican food."

"But then we'll be all gassy and that's not romantic."

" well fine we can eat salad are you happy with that ? what if I waste away?"

"Ew no lettuce is gross. I am not a rabbit and I refuse to eat like one."

" see this is how I'm going to be fat like a walrus. but you are right I don't do veggies."

"Biggest bullshit I ever heard. You never even gain weight."

" how do you know? I gained like five since we got together."

"Because I can still do this." *Damian picks Sera up* "So what you could use the five pounds you lightweight."

*sera sticks her tongue out* " well no fair you had police training and your a demon you win by default."

"I could teach you."

" no cause that wouldn't be fair to be able to kick your ass now would it?"

"I doubt you'd beat me still but you'd be able to stand up to assholes."

*sera pouts* " okay fine I guess I like when you protect me , no one ever did that for me."

"I'll still do it but I'm not there all the time and I worry."

" but I thought that is what tasers are for."

"And if you get disarmed? I spent too much time learning this shit to think being safe is that easy. I've seen women get held at gun point just for telling guys not to harass them. I don't trust guys especially around you."

" but you worry too much its relatively safe I think where we live."