rpness... dont question the crack

*tama jumps into the tub* " dad you have to turn the water on." *drew glares and turns on the water* " yay water!"

"no glaring you wanted to do it. haha tamas taken at least 1 thing after mommy"

*tama plays in the water* " alright you need to get the mud out of your fur." *tama shakes his fur* " ugh your getting mud everywhere." *hana comes running in with dom* " otay daddy move.....theres a secret to tama."

"Well don't the kids just think we're useless.. they'd rather raise each other."

" yeah I think so...." *dom scrubs tama and he giggles* " I want lexi." *hana glares* " you cant."

"tama lexi is Mason's.. She's going to be your aunt... now shush and take your bath"

" darnit....well I will find a new woman." *hana licks tama* " your dirty mr."

"Tama you're still little you'll have time for that later.. and hana don't lick dirty things"

*hana jumps out of the bathtub* " I'm hungwy...grill cheese." *tama shakes out his fur and jumps on his mom*

"eww tama you're wet.."

*tama licks his mom* " so love me woman."

*sits tama on the ground* "I am not a woman"

" well dad said......nevermind."

"your dads going to die. Damn it I'm a male just like him.. he's just evil"

*hana wraps herself in a towel* " mommy?" *tama sniffs her* " you smell like strawberries." *hana wrinkles her nose* " you smell like wet dog."

"I always do for some weird reason"

" but tama's even worse. he smells like a boy...." *hana jumps up on the couch and her tail turns purple.* " hana you're mean."

"He is a boy hana.. well so am I I'm just too gay to smell like it"

*hana licks her paws* " I'm hungry. and I smell fruity. mommy......."

"Well since you like milk so much how about cereal"

" cereal? what is that?" *tama looks at her* " its food.......made from wheat."

"haha tama don't make everything difficult just let her try it.." *walks into the kitchen and pours hana a bowl of cereal*

*hana starts eating it * " yay cereal." *tama jumps on her and hana squeaks* " hey! I'm eating go take another bath."

"tama she's trying to eat silly"

*hana finishes eating* " stop it tama." *tama chews on her ear*