rpness... dont question the crack

"She will not... and let's try not to get me pregnant the first time next time. If I'm going to be a girl anyway I might as well have some time to enjoy the epic clothes"

" alright fine......but you need to learn how to do makeup then."

"I already do. I just don't cause I mean for a guy I'm feminine enough I don't need it.. and do we need to review I didnt really have alot of time last time"

" no no.....I told you you're the wife in this.....I'm not even fem or anything..most people wouldn't expect me to even be bi or gay now."

"Yeah until they see me and I won't stay off of you.. well fine I'll start staying home and just let you keep your perfect little masculine image.."

*Drew laughs* " no not what I'm saying. you know whats bad girls were drawing me in yaois during class..it was very awkward."

"Nooo what's awkward was it wasn't always the girls... Honestly half the time it was me.. the girls just steal them from me cause they're epic... Those girls can't draw you like I can.. they dont know you well enough"

*Drew face palms* " honestly tristan...I don't know how you passed."

"I did my work.. in you know.. everyone's class but yours. I'm sorry but what did you expect"

" to pass every class!"

"Well I was working on that until you know.. they decided to bring in a hot teacher with an amazing ass"

*Drew puts his head in his hands* " I wasn't even supposed to teach you."

"Well don't blame me... Its not like I wont graduate anyway. I had the required english classes already I was just taking it cause I wanted to be a reporter cause if I was going to work at least I could travel that way. But its a bit late now it's too hard to do shit like that with kids"

" yeah and you had to be accepted into advanced english so I don't know how you managed....nevermind I won't ask."

"Easy I'm not as stupid as everyone thinks, I just usually don't care. But since I was trying to do something at that point I actually cared about that. See that's why I said I didn't want kids, it kind of ruined my career path. I mean it's not like I wouldn't of eventually but I told you I wasn't ready. But meh it's life I'm a mom now so who really gives a crap it's just a job right"

"no its just not a job....but you always told me you were sick of school you didn't want to do anything."

"I was for the most part. But I mean that's the one part I was actually trying in. It was the one thing I actually worked for. Like I said it's too late it doesn't matter anyway"

" its not too late......go back to school.....I'm taking care of the kids."

"That's not why.. I couldn't leave if I wanted to and I'm not doing that to my kids. I'm not making them travel all the fucking time and I wouldnt want to be away from you guys. So it wouldn't work"

" well then finish out school for me."

"But there's no point now. I mean seriously... why... it's not like I'll ever have to get a job, and since I don't have a reason to go to college now there's really no point"

" I Don't know because you'd feel accomplished in something."

"hmm well you know it's not like I'd ever be gone that long if I did do it as long as I didn't take any ongoing stories. So I guess I could live with being gone for a little while... and then I'd have to finish school and you'd be happy.. and Lexi would shut up cause her and Mason are mad that I let you convince me to have kids before I even tried doing it for awhile.. and it would just shut everyone up"

" yeah see.....you know I got offered a really good teaching job......but I'm not sure I could do it now."

"well one of us is going to have to settle. Cause if you're going to be gone during the day I can't do that cause I have to be here to take care of the kids. See it's better if I just stick with being a stay at home mom it's just easier. I mean I already said it doesn't matter and teaching makes you happy"