rpness... dont question the crack

*Sera lays on her stomach* " fine just get comfortable I guess."

"yeah" *gently starts rubbing her back* "you need to relax you've been too stressed it's not good for either of you"

*Sera pats her belly* " i bet its a boy......it just feels like it. I always wanted two boys."

"I've always wanted a girl. But it doesnt matter"

" maybe it will happen."

"Yeah the day things start going my way is the day hell freezes over"

*Sera pokes his chest* " when I wake up your taking me to your house and doing me."

"you know Lexi's silly ass already knows if its a boy or girl I garauntee you that much."

" no your not going to ask."

"but but but.... why noooottt"

" because I want to see it for myself."

"What if I just don't tell you then?"

" no thats cheating."

"but I want to know... It's not going to make it any less amazing. I mean even knowing that much I'm still not going to have any idea what they're going to be like"

*sera smacks him* " I'm never taking you panty and bra shopping with me."

"how is that even related?"

" because if you ask.....you'll never get to see it."

"thats not fair.... thats blackmail. Besides you don't like shopping remember"

" I don't......unless it means I get someone to stare at me."

"But I can't keep my eyes off you regardless. Theres always been something about you that drew me in. When we were kids it was in a friendly way. But its always been there.." *pulls his wallet out of his pants* "You know its full of pictures of you"

*Sera places a picture in his hand* " then heres a new one."

"Not that I really need it. My memory and my mental pictures are both spectacular. I can close my eyes and see you better than any picture could ever show you. You know I can still remember how you looked when you where little. It got to where I can even picture how you changed over time. Except the new scars of course I couldnt account for what I didnt know about... "

" i got a lot of pictures of myself . you have any of them you want....from when you didn't see me."

"I'd rather just leave it to you to tell me how they got there. Pfft that one from tristans so light these days you probably didnt remember it was there. You know Mason had a point I probably do realize things about you even you don't. Like how you can live around a demon and still be oblivious to exactly how well we really do hear."

*Sera pouts* " you arseholes...Mason knew you could hear it.....goddammit."