rpness... dont question the crack

" oh well I thought you were five inches or less." *lexi giggles* " but what do i know about penises...except they look weird."

"Wow.. well yeah I've got an inferiority complex but it's still not exactly small even I can't say that.. Believe me Drew reminds me of it often enough. It's just because it's not small and I wear tight pants all the time that it seems like it sometimes even when I'm not.. It's like no I get scared for my poor pants lives when I'm alone with Drew."

" well at least drew doesn't wear your pants that be awkward." *drew comes outside* " I'm starving....need food and I can't cook to save myself."

"He has on occasion. One pair no longer has a working zipper. But Drew we're talking and besides Damian can cook too you know"

" why would i want to bug him? he's supposed to help sera. I'll cook." *lexi's eyes widen* " but but thats supposed to be my kitchen."

"yeah remember long term we're leaving Lexi and Mason this house you cant go blowing up the kitchen" *Throws the bottle at his head* "Think damn it"

*drew rubs his head * " just kidding that doesn't hurt." *drew sighs* " fine you can cook lexi." *lexi smirks* " you were trying to get me to cook huh?"

"Like it was really supposed to hurt."

*drew folds his arms* " so you threw something not meaning for it to hurt me and rethink what i'm doing?"

"You still thought about it didn't you"

" no I thought why is he trying to be abusive. I knew wolves were into kinky shit."

"We are not"

" well maybe that's demons then. I get them confused sometimes. "

"Just shush you perv."

*drew smirks and spanks tristan* " if you didn't like it you wouldn't try to rape me."

"that d-doesn't mean anything"

*drew shakes his head and bends down pulling jerky out of the fridge* " tristy you want to eat jerky off of drew?" *lexi coughs and slowly backs out of the room*

"You get weirder every day"

*drew pouts* " this is awkward then."

"Oh just shush before I bite you"

*drew's eyes lighten up* " ohh where?"

"That's debatable"

*drew closes his eyes* " okay just bite me."

*Bites his shoulder* "You worry me lately. You've been so desperate all the time it's like you're scared of something."

*drew blushes* " I'm not...." *drew turns on his heel and walks towards the bathroom*